Ted Lasso - S03E11 - Mom City
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0:38
teen
fuck, wanker
Hey, wanker. Don't get all cocky and fuck up that streak you're on.
2:33
teen
shit, fuck
'Cause this shit here is sad as fuck.
9:21
child
poop
Hey, did Teddy ever tell you about the time he ate a candy bar made of poop?
10:57
teen
bullshit, fucking
This is not the week for your mister fucking humble, great teammate bullshit.
11:01
teen
prick
We got City on Saturday, so we need you to be the prickiest prick
11:05
teen
prick
you've ever been in your little prick life.
11:20
teen
shit, fucking
Are you fucking dying or some shit?
11:33
teen
fucking
'cause I-- Like, what's the fucking point?
11:50
teen
fuck
Where the fuck are my wings, Roy?
12:01
teen
fuck
Fuck.
13:09
teen
fuck
No. I don't give a fuck.
13:11
teen
shit
He's great at the shit I suck at. Look, I've gotta go and do something.
13:16
teen
fucking
Yeah. I've just come down with a case of the "none of your fucking business."
13:24
teen
fucking
I will burn this place to the fucking ground.
14:50
teen
fucked
He's all fucked in the head. And I've tried to do it myself,
14:53
teen
shit
but it's all that emotional shit you're good at.
17:19
teen
fuck
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
17:32
teen
fucked
"But they were fucked up in their turn
18:09
teen
bollocks
Hey, Ted. Your mum's the bollocks.
21:03
teen
goddamn
- Goddamn environment. - Yeah.
21:24
teen
hell, fucking
Fucking hell.
22:00
teen
hell
Bloody hell, you two are a right pair. No, I mean do you know who he was?
24:16
teen
shit
And I know a lot of people are shit-talking your hair online.
24:30
teen
shit
- Oh, my God. - Whoa, shit!
24:58
teen
fucked
Yeah, I fucked it. I made it worse.
25:00
teen
shit
Ah, shit.
28:16
teen
fuck
The fuck is he?
28:33
teen
hell, fucking
- Fucking hell! - Why are you following me?
28:35
teen
prick
Just wanted to make sure you're okay, you prick.
29:03
child
fart
More like Jamie Fart.
29:04
teen
screw, prick, dickhead
- Screw you, dickhead! Prick! - Yeah, who are you?
29:07
teen
fuck
City's gonna fuck you up tomorrow.
29:08
teen
twat
Yeah, you spaz. You little twat!
30:00
teen
prick
Mummy, I'd like to introduce you to Keeley, and this hairy prick's Roy.
30:31
teen
fucking
but I'm like, "It's fucking walnut mist, mate."
30:46
teen
fucking
- Hey. - Uh, it's fucking...
33:37
teen
fuck
because fuck him, you know?
33:39
teen
shit
And-- And now that I don't give a shit about him, it's like...
34:28
teen
hell, fucking
- Fucking hell. - Ah, yes.
34:47
teen
hell, fucking
Fucking hell.
35:37
teen
fucking
I bawled me fucking eyes out.
35:50
teen
pissed
pissed out of his head, rooting against you.
36:38
teen
fucking
This is fucking weird.
36:58
teen
shit, fucking
being all fucking concerned about him and shit.
41:24
teen
dickhead
Welcome home, dickhead!
41:32
teen
bastard, fucking
Come on, Son. That's it, that's it. Fucking bastards.
43:53
teen
piss
Piss off back down South, pretty boy!
44:20
teen
damn
Van damn he's been good today!
44:49
teen
prick
- He landed on it wrong. - Get up, you soft prick!
48:31
teen
freaking, fuck
Looking for my dad. I can't find him. It's freaking me the fuck out.
48:41
teen
fucking
Yeah, Freddy Krueger's fucking terrifying.
49:01
teen
fuck
I'd say, "Fuck you."
49:22
teen
fuck
Oh, fuck no. I ain't giving him that.
50:11
teen
fucking
Here we fucking go. Come on, Jamie!
50:23
teen
fucking
That's it, baby! You fucking show 'em!
51:58
teen
fucking
Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
52:25
teen
fucking
- Fucking beautiful. - That was amazing.
53:26
child
crap
It's that time. Holy crap.
57:03
teen
fuck
Fuck.
57:29
teen
fucking
- Fucking celebrate. - Yeah!
57:31
teen
fucking
'Cause that was fucking amazing, Jamie.
57:35
teen
fucking
Yeah, I was fucking amazing. You're right.
57:44
teen
fuck
Right. What the fuck happened, man?
57:53
teen
fucking
Shame you weren't injured in your fucking head, innit?
58:17
teen
bastard
That bastard!
1:02:14
teen
fuck
- And fuck you for not wanting to talk. - Excuse me?
1:02:21
teen
fuck
and fuck you for not telling me you were coming.
1:02:35
teen
fuck
And fuck you for not working on yourself
1:03:07
teen
fuck
And fuck you for making me think I had to pretend too.
1:04:48
teen
fuck
Fuck you.
1:07:30
teen
ass
Or half nine as you folks say over here for some goofy-ass reason.