Ted Lasso - S03E09 - La Locker Room Aux Folles
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teen
fucking
'cause I'm trying to be less stuck in my fucking ways...
0:59
teen
fucking
But it's fucking great.
4:43
child
butt
Look at you. Heartbroken, but still kicking butt.
4:56
child
fart
♪ 'Cause all that you left Was your fart scent ♪
5:05
child
fart
♪ The smell of your farts ♪
5:23
teen
fuck
Fuck no.
5:44
teen
fuck
Fuck.
6:45
child
dang
Oh, dang.
7:57
child
screw
don't screw this up.
9:06
teen
fucking
Jimmy Page is... a fucking court stenographer on Adderall.
9:18
teen
fucking
It's art, you fucking Neanderthal!
10:54
teen
arse
Get your hairy arse into my office. Now!
11:08
teen
arse
Every single one of you knows my arse isn't hairy.
11:33
child
butt
Now, if she was talking about Richard's butt...
12:51
teen
fuck
What the fuck is your problem?
12:56
teen
fucking
If I ask you to do a press conference, do the fucking press conference.
13:01
teen
shit
Okay. Shit. I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a big deal.
13:25
teen
bullshit
Oh, bullshit, Roy! You want way more than that!
13:33
teen
shit
that you'd rather eat a bowl of shit soup and then complain about the portions.
13:44
teen
fucking
is just fucking ponderous.
18:40
teen
fucking
Well done, McAdoo, you fucking numpty!
19:15
teen
fuck
- And just like that... - Fuck!
19:19
teen
hell, fuck, fucking
Oh, for fuck's sake! Fucking hell!
19:28
teen
fuck
- What the fuck, bruv? - What?
19:29
teen
fucking
- Their fucking goal's over there. - Oh, right, yeah.
19:31
teen
fucking
Fucking fix up. Don't fucking walk away from me.
19:33
teen
fucking
- Relax. - Their fucking goal's over there.
19:39
teen
fucking
- Don't fucking walk away from me! - Obisanya defuses the situation,
19:41
teen
fuck
- but McAdoo remains incandescent. - Fuck!
20:26
teen
shit
Same old Richmond. Still a shit show.
20:44
teen
fucking
You're all playing like a bunch of fucking fa--
20:49
teen
fuck
- What the fuck did you say to me? - What?
20:51
teen
fucking
What did you fucking say to me?
21:00
teen
fucking
- I dare you to fucking say it again! - He appears to be
21:11
teen
fucking
- Say that fucking word again! - Isaac!
21:16
teen
fuck
Fuck's sake.
21:26
teen
fuck
Fuck's sakes.
21:30
teen
fuck
Get him the fuck out of here!
21:33
teen
hell
After all hell broke loose, half-time finally gets underway,
22:18
teen
hell
Isaac, what the hell happened?
22:19
teen
shit
One of our fans said some ignorant shit!
22:36
teen
fuck
- Fuck? - No, the other f-word.
22:38
teen
fuck
- Oh. - Oh, fuck.
23:23
teen
fucking
I don't want to fucking ignore it.
23:32
teen
shit
We shouldn't have to deal with this shit!
24:13
teen
fuck
Just leave me alone. Just fuck off, yeah?
24:15
teen
fuck, fucking, fucked
I fucked it up. Just fucking fuck off. Just leave me alone.
24:29
teen
fuck
What the fuck was that all about?
25:57
teen
fuck
or you're gonna fuck up whatever it is you actually do care about.
28:34
teen
ass
while his garbage-ass team wins back-to-back Super Bowls.
28:52
teen
fuck
What the fuck are Denver Broncos?
28:53
teen
fuck
- No, that's a very good question. - Oh, for fuck's sake.
32:59
teen
dick
He was a dick to my niece, Claire, once.
33:03
teen
prick, fucking
Fucking prick!
34:51
teen
shit
No way. Do not come near me with that shit.
35:00
teen
fucking
'cause they never said a fucking word to each other. Scram.
36:07
teen
hell, fucking
Fucking hell.
36:17
teen
fucking
What a stupid fucking question.
37:00
teen
fucking
And the boys fell about laughing, but he went fucking nuts.
37:28
teen
fucking
And I got the chance to say sorry for my stupid fucking joke.
38:02
teen
shit
they've got the right to yell whatever abusive shit they want at footballers.
38:42
teen
fucking
that's none of my fucking business.
38:55
teen
hell
Yeah, he's a hell of a player and a great man.
40:40
teen
shit
But the 1% chance that you wouldn't scared the shit out of me.
40:52
teen
shit
I don't know how you did it. I can't keep a secret for shit.
41:26
teen
shit
And no one's gonna say shit.