Ted Lasso - S03E08 - We’ll Never Have Paris
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fuck
Oh, fuck.
8:55
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shit
Shit. How did that get on the Internet? A private video that--
9:05
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dick
some random reality show guy with a very big dick.
9:13
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fuck
How did that-- Fuck! Fuck.
11:01
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fucking
Never fucking mind.
11:09
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fucking
It's a living fucking nightmare!
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goddamn
Goddamn it!
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fuck
- Fuck you. - Mm-hmm. Okay.
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child
frigging
the most romantic frigging place in the world.
20:25
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fuck
Oi, fuck that.
20:26
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shit
- We shouldn't be looking at that shit. - Why not?
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fuck
- It's that simple. - Fuck that, Cowburn. No, man.
20:42
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shit, dickhead
The only people to blame are the dickheads who steal your shit and put it online.
21:20
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fuck
Fuck yeah, 24601.
21:37
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fuck
- What if it's artsy? - What the fuck does that mean?
21:47
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shit
- Delete that shit. - What if I'm French?
21:54
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fuck
- What the fuck? What is she doing in it? - She's just defecating.
22:35
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shit
We're all targets for this shit. So delete everything.
23:45
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shit
Colin. I wasn't playing. I told you to delete that shit.
23:50
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fuck
I will, man. Fuck off.
23:56
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fuck
Fuck off.
24:28
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fucking
This whole thing is so fucking upsetting. I tried to watch the video this morning,
27:11
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shit, fucking
I heard about what happened. It's fucking shit.
27:55
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- Shit, I'm-- I'm sorry, Keeley. - I'm really sorry.
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fuck
Fuck.
28:15
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fuck
Fuck.
29:32
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shit
I'm just so sorry you have to deal with all of this shit.
29:49
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shit
How about, for the next few hours, we pretend none of this shit happened?
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shit
- Holy shit. - Mm-hmm.
34:29
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shit
Shit.
34:50
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fucking
Leave it on, and I'll put on my own killer fucking outfit,
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shit
Holy shit.
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fucking
Fucking families.
40:34
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fucking
You think I wanted to fucking be there?
43:58
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fucking
Enjoy yourself, laddie! Come on! Fucking sing it!
44:23
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fuck
But seriously, who gives a flying fuck if Michelle gets engaged?
46:02
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shit
The last one was so shit.
46:26
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fucking
- or something like that. - We tried. It's the fucking Internet.
50:12
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shit, fucking
It's just... so fucking shit, all of this.
51:10
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fucking
I just forgot about the fucking emails.