Ted Lasso - S03E07 - The Strings That Bind Us
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teen
fuck
- Okay. Thank you. - Oh. Fuck you!
3:16
child
sucks
Okay, listen. Brinda Barot sucks for sure,
4:06
teen
fuck
So-- Fuck. And I just-- I want everything to be perfect.
4:13
teen
bitch
Hmm. If this bitch lets him in.
7:47
teen
fucking
Oi! You turn those frowns upside down 'cause we're fucking doing this.
7:55
teen
fucking
we're taking Total Football to the fucking pitch.
7:59
teen
fucking
- Well, that's fucking mental. - No, it'll be fine.
8:02
child
butt
Oh, hush your butts!
8:04
child
butt
Hush your butt! Let's go. come on.
8:10
child
butt
- Let's go, come on! - I hear butts!
8:12
child
butt
Hush your butt, hush your butt, hush your butt. Gotta hush them butts.
8:14
child
butt
Isaac, come on, be a captain. Get that butt hushed.
8:16
child
butt
I don't wanna hear it, Van Damme. Hush your butt.
11:13
teen
fuck
Fuck off.
11:34
teen
whore
Because he's a male whore.
11:39
teen
fuck, wanker
Now what the fuck are you doing to our team, wanker?
13:39
teen
fuck
The fuck are they doing here?
14:29
teen
fucking
So you've only gotta do that for the whole fucking practice.
15:14
teen
shit
Shit, you're right, yeah.
17:51
teen
fucking
If you really didn't have sex with the guy, now that is fucking bonkers.
18:37
teen
fucking
It was so fucking hot.
19:09
teen
fucking
- Oh, I would fucking love that. - Oh.
20:02
teen
fucking
red flags as giant green, just-fucking-go-for-it flags.
20:13
teen
shit
- Shit, I think I might be. - I think you might be.
23:24
teen
shit
- Oh, shit. - We're back.
24:26
teen
shit
- What a stupid idiot. Mmm. - What a piece of shit.
24:48
teen
bitch
- Bitch. - What?
24:51
teen
bitch
It should say, "Help make Britain better than this bitch."
27:20
teen
fuck
We're gonna fuck 'em up, bruv.
28:58
teen
fucking, twat
You fucking twats!
29:39
teen
hell
I don't know. Just kick the hell out of it.
31:15
teen
fuck
- Get the fuck out of my chair. - Yeah, no, of course. Sorry.
32:19
teen
hell
Hell has frozen over?
32:42
teen
dick
Okay, so why is it tied around our dicks?
33:17
teen
dick
"Dicks" on three. One, two, three.
33:19
teen
dick
- Dicks. - Come on, let's move.
33:46
teen
hell, fucking
- Fucking hell. Look at me, man. - Ow!
34:00
teen
fucking
- No. - No fucking way.
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teen
fucking
But it better be fucking amazing.
40:03
teen
dick
Next time we do this drill, we tie multiple guys' dicks to one guy's dick.
40:33
teen
fucking
- Mm-hmm. Roy? - I don't fucking know.
40:48
teen
fucking
- I fucking hope not. - Mmm.
40:56
teen
fuck
The fuck's wrong with you?
40:59
teen
shitty
The world is full of evil people who do shitty things.
41:09
teen
fuck
That is until I fuck up or-- or I miss a penalty.
41:15
teen
fucking
...and then they're just gonna wanna ship me back wherever I fucking came from.
42:17
teen
piss
But if you really want to piss off the people who did this,
42:52
teen
hell
Hell yes. And gates.
45:26
child
sucks
"Sucks," Arlo. The word is "sucks."
45:48
teen
fuck
Fuck!
46:38
teen
fucking
We need you to score a fucking goal.
46:47
teen
prick
Make you look like a prick.
46:50
teen
fuck
For fuck's sake. What's the matter with you anyway?
47:23
teen
fucking
God, I hate what you've fucking done to me.
48:19
teen
ass
- AKA "ass-squatch." - You're on fire.
48:45
teen
prick
Well... I don't want people to think I'm being a prick if I say it.
51:49
teen
fucking
What a fucking dork.
54:05
teen
prick
Didn't get a discount though, 'cause he's a prick.