Ted Lasso - S03E05 - Signs
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0:24
teen
damn
Damn it!
0:26
teen
fuck
Fuck.
1:03
teen
bullshit
I knew positive thinking was bullshit!
1:16
teen
arse
"Even with Zava, Richmond eat more arse than your mum."
1:36
teen
fucking
And if the boys are gonna fucking stand around
1:38
teen
fucking
watching fucking Zava all fucking match, we should make them buy fucking tickets.
1:53
teen
fucking
Are we ever gonna win another fucking match?
2:30
teen
fucking
- That's what I meant. That way. - No, it's right fucking that way.
5:02
child
fart
I just-- One of me brain farts.
7:59
teen
fucking
Abso-fucking-lutely!
8:11
teen
shit
- Aw, shit. Come and look at this. - Ooh.
8:17
teen
fuck
Man, how the fuck does Nate bag a baddie like Anastasia?
8:27
teen
fuck
Nah, fuck no.
9:24
teen
fucked
If we stay with our 4-5-1, we're fucked.
9:26
teen
fucked
If we move to 4-4-2, we're fucked. But if we try a 5-3-2...
9:31
teen
fucked
- We're gonna win? - We're fucked.
10:37
teen
fucked
- They'd murder us. - Yeah, you're fucked.
12:33
child
freaking
Leslie, this formality is really freaking me out. Just sit.
18:02
teen
fuck
My bold determination? What the fuck?
18:55
teen
fucking
That's because you're a coward, and I fucking hate you.
19:12
teen
fuck
Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks!
19:19
teen
fucking
I fucking-- You fucking ten-percenters.
19:26
teen
fuck
You know what? Fuck you all.
19:32
teen
fuck
Well, fuck off then.
19:39
teen
dick
Suck my dick.
22:53
teen
shit, fucking
Unless it's Animal Crossing. That shit's fucking soothing.
23:04
teen
shit
Sam, we're playing like shit, and we all know it.
23:15
teen
fuck
But who the fuck cares? 'Cause so are we.
23:21
teen
fucking
Let's fucking do this, yeah?
27:36
child
dang
- The sun. - Right, the gosh-dang sun. Oy, oy, oy.
27:58
teen
fucking
We got a fucking problem.
28:25
teen
fucking
That is fucking weird.
28:31
teen
fuck
- What the fuck? - Where did that come from?
28:39
teen
bitch
"The lion has left. Enjoy the lamb, bitch. XOXO, Shandy."
28:52
teen
fuck
Fuck me.
31:55
teen
prick, fucking
That fucking prick's not answering his phone.
32:08
teen
fucking
Fucking better be.
32:37
teen
shit
- And here is a giant bag of shit. - Oh.
33:00
teen
shit
Oh, shit. No, sorry.
36:06
teen
fucking, wanker
You're all a bunch of fucking wankers!
36:09
teen
shit
McAdoo, you are shit!
36:12
teen
shit
Without Zava, you're shit! Even with Zava, you're shit!
39:28
teen
fucking
I mean, not like fucking a clown funny.
39:32
child
poop
We spent all evening picking up, like, 50 kilos of lamb ka-poops.
39:41
teen
fuck
Oh, fuck off.
40:03
teen
shit
Shit. I'm so sorry. I should not have done that.
45:40
teen
fucking
Gina fucking Gershon.
47:16
child
crap
You know, crap like envy or fear, shame.
47:26
teen
shit
I don't wanna mess around with that shit anymore.
47:37
teen
hell
No, me neither. Hell no.
48:57
teen
damn, fucking
- Tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.? - Damn fucking right.