Ted Lasso - S03E02 - (I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea
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shit
- Holy shit. - Uh-oh.
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arse
Roy's clenched arse. It's science.
7:44
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fucking
What's that fucking face?
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fart
It's called empathy, you dusty, old fart.
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dickhead
Dickhead.
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fuck
- What the fuck you doing? - I was gonna hug you.
8:28
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fucking
So don't you say a fucking word. Do you hear me?
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fucking
And don't you say a fucking word about it either, William.
8:52
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fucking
Or I can just not say a fucking word.
10:25
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fuck
- That's not how it works. - Shut the fuck up.
11:38
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fuck
Fuck's going on?
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fucking
I will fucking kill you.
12:06
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fuck
- Fuck's sake. - Hey, uh, Will, come here a sec.
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prick, fuck
The fuck is this prick doing here?
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prick, fucking
No one says a fucking word around this prick
13:03
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fucking
unless they want my forehead through their fucking skull!
13:31
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fuck
I mean, fuck off, Trent Crimm.
14:26
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fucking
Keeley fucking Jones.
14:28
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fucking
Shandy fucking Fine?
14:36
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arse
I didn't know you owned a skirt that covered your whole arse.
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poop
A week ago, her poop looked like sour, yellow toothpaste.
17:42
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shit
Oh, shit. That's only going to make Rupert want him more.
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fuck
Fuck off.
26:35
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fuck
Fuck you, you old geezer.
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fuckin
Fuckin' Bruce.
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fucking
He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
27:02
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fucking
He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
27:23
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fucking
He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
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fuck
- And Chelsea on the board... - Fuck!
29:04
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shit
-...with beautiful counterattack... - Shit.
29:10
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fucking
Take off those fucking hats. They're bad luck.
29:14
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shit
Same old shit.
30:19
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dick
- I, of course, said no. Then he left. - What a dick.
32:14
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fuck
Oi, what the fuck's a Hallmark Christmas movie?
34:20
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fucking
This fucking wrecked me.
34:52
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shit
We both thought one another sucked shit at their job.
35:10
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prick
- You can talk around this prick now. - Oh.
35:24
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fucking
Exactly! Let's take it all the way and fucking win this.
35:45
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shit
- Shit. - I knew it.
38:13
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fucking
You are such a fucking chickenshit.
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fucking
And you eat too much fucking asparagus.
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dick
Don't be a dick, man.
41:30
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twat
You twat!
41:44
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fuck
What the fuck?
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shit
Oh! Oh, shit! Oh!
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- and we fucking murdered 'em. Mmm. - I remember, 3-nil.
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shit
But I played like shit.
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and just fucking...