Ted Lasso - S02E12 - Inverting the Pyramid of Success
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teen
piss
but first it'll piss you off.
3:59
teen
wanker
Hey, wanker.
5:26
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shit
- Oh. - Oh, shit. That was cool.
6:00
teen
dick
before that dick Trent Crimm posted the article.
6:33
teen
shit
Oh, God. These taste like shit.
6:49
teen
bitch
She's a sneaky, salty bitch.
9:26
teen
fuck
Fuck!
10:01
teen
fuck
Fuck you, Piers Morgan.
10:06
teen
shit, fucking
Holy fucking shit!
12:02
teen
fuck
We're gonna find 'em and fuck 'em up!
12:08
child
butt
No, fellas, look. I'm gonna nip that talk in the butt right now.
12:11
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butt
It's "bud" not "butt," Coach.
12:31
teen
fucking
What are we gonna do with that fucking thing there?
16:43
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fucking
No. Worse. I fucking forgave him.
16:57
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fuck
Oh, for fuck's sake. Don't tell me Ted tried to get off with you and all.
17:09
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shit, fucking
Holy fucking shit. That is huge.
17:14
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shit, fucking
You are a fucking CEO and shit. That's amazing.
18:50
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shit
Shit!
18:55
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shit
Oh, shit. They better not have used any pictures of me smiling.
19:15
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shit
Shit, I'm so sorry, Roy. That is not cool.
19:21
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fucking
Don't you change a fucking thing.
19:23
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fucking
You look powerful. You're fucking gorgeous.
21:09
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shit, fucking
Holy fucking shit.
22:08
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fuck
Fuck you.
22:42
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fuck
You get them. Fuck 'em.
23:38
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shit
It was absolutely covered in dog shit.
24:04
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fuck
Fuck no. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind
24:09
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fucking
whilst it fucking happens.
24:41
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fucking
I know I said I fucking hate doing those things,
24:44
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fucking
and I do fucking hate doing those things.
25:15
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fucking
she looked so fucking great.
25:31
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fucking
It would've actually been fucking weird if I was in the pictures.
25:40
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fucking
Jamie fucking Tartt tells her he's fucking in love with her.
25:46
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fucking
Yeah. Instead of beating him to death, I fucking forgave him.
25:49
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fucking
I'm still fucking furious about it.
26:47
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fucking
Wait. So sometimes the fucking Diamond Dogs
26:50
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shit
is just chatting about shit,
26:52
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fucking
and no one has to fucking solve anything and nothing fucking changes?
27:34
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fuck
- Fuck! - And that's 2-nil to Brentford.
27:41
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fucking
Stay back! How many times do I have to fucking tell ya? Stay back.
28:28
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fuck
It'd work if we had players who knew what the fuck they were doing.
28:41
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shit
They're the ones out there actually doing this shit.
31:23
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hell
Oh, come on, man. You're mad as hell at me. I just wanna know why.
31:54
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ass
And I-- I worked my ass off, trying to get your attention back.
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fucking
It was like I was fucking invisible.
32:15
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fuck
Now you're gonna play Nate's false nine, so when the team fuck up,
32:20
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fuck
Well, no. Fuck that.
32:28
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fucking
The Great Ted Lasso. Well, I-- I think you're a fucking joke.
32:34
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ass
They would've shipped your ass back to Kansas, where you belong.
32:39
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hell
'Cause you-- you sure as hell don't belong here.
32:55
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shit
No, no. You know what? You're full of shit.
32:57
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fuck
Just fuck you, Ted.
37:13
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hell, fucking
Fucking hell! What'd you do that for?
38:52
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motherfucker
You Nigerian motherfucker!
38:57
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fuck
Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting my time?
39:00
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shit
You medium-talent piece of shit.
39:03
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asshole, fucking
I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole!
39:11
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dick
Hmm. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never!
39:15
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shit
I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a shit in every room.
39:23
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poop, fucking
and I'll poop on the fucking ashes. I promise you this, hey.
39:30
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fuck
Fuck you, Sam Obisanya.
39:38
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fucking
Fucking dare!
39:41
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dick
That dick!
39:56
child
poop
Poop, poop.
41:02
child
freaking
A-freaking-men.
43:27
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hell
- Oh, hell. You crushed that. - Yeah.
44:49
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shit
Shit.
45:45
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ass
so you can chill out before you start kicking ass in your new job.
45:53
teen
fucking
where I don't have to stay in shape or rehab my fucking knee.
46:01
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fucking
and it will take fucking ages.
46:30
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shit
You can do all your emails and shit, but from a balcony with a sea view.