Ted Lasso - S02E03 - Do the Right-est Thing
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4:02
teen
dick
Yeah, so I can draw a dick on his face.
5:13
teen
shitty
I did some shitty things. I said some shitty things.
5:50
child
fart
Oh, he said that you cupped a fart and put it in his face.
9:06
teen
fuck
Fuck just happened?
11:20
teen
hell
Hell, I don't know.
11:28
teen
dick
What? So now you just get a bunch of unsolicited descriptions of dicks?
11:41
teen
fucking
- Wow, she really loves you. - I know. It's fucking annoying.
11:58
teen
bullshit
It's bullshit.
11:59
teen
fucking
I didn't need a fucking parade every day growing up, did you?
13:38
teen
fucking
"Don't call me Larry Bird and when are we gonna finally win a fucking match?"
14:28
teen
shit
Shit!
16:34
teen
fucking
- Eh, fucking great. - Yeah?
16:40
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fucking
I'm gonna buy the whole team PS5s. They'll fucking love me.
17:56
teen
fucked
so financially the club's a bit fucked.
18:52
teen
hell
Hell, yeah.
21:53
child
freaking
Even freaking Dumbo.
23:30
child
butt
What's the matter, O'Brien? Your butt still hurt?
23:53
teen
asshole
- See, what we're doing is-- - You pretend to be an asshole.
24:38
teen
piss
Or we can tell the CEO of our biggest sponsor to piss off.
25:01
teen
shitty
but he started to get a bit shitty with her.
25:56
teen
fucking
and it's just really fucking with me head.
26:04
teen
bitch
I mean, if they wanna be little bitches
26:54
teen
dick
Hey, dick hole.
27:01
teen
asshole
Sam isn't going anywhere, asshole.
27:06
teen
shitty
You're a shitty old man with a tiny, shrivelled penis.
27:09
teen
hell
I feel sorry for your wife. Her life must be a constant hell.
27:14
teen
ass, bitch
Sincerely, boss ass bitch.
27:16
teen
ass, bitch
"Sincerely, boss ass bitch."
28:26
teen
bitch
And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.
28:37
teen
shit
Okay. You're a shit manager.
28:38
teen
twat
Not about me, you twat!
33:15
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ass, bitch
Boss ass bitch.
35:16
teen
prick
The little Nigerian prick stole my thunder.
36:01
teen
shit
Oh! Oh, shit.