Ted Lasso - S02E02 - Lavender
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5:04
teen
fucking
'cause that little Kokoruda girl is a fucking beast in defence.
5:49
child
butt
And it's good for my sciatica too. The vibrations really help out my butt.
6:56
teen
shit
- Wait until you hear this shit. - Ooh, do tell, Ricky Bell.
7:05
teen
fucking
What you mean no one wants me? I'm Jamie fucking Tartt.
7:11
teen
asshole
You act like an asshole and disappear on Man City.
7:14
teen
asshole
Then you act like an asshole and cheat on Amy with Denise
10:50
child
dang
Page! Oh, I goofed that. I'm sorry, that was a great one. Dang it.
11:05
teen
asshole, fucking
- What a fucking asshole. - Yeah.
12:38
teen
hell
You all played a hell of a game.
13:21
teen
shit
As long as I knew the coach gave a shit.
13:33
teen
fucking
But only if you fucking mean it.
13:55
teen
fucking
Fucking brain development.
15:21
teen
fuck
The fuck?
15:31
teen
fucking
God, it's fucking hot, and you haven't been like that since you left football.
15:34
teen
fucked
At my age with a fucked knee, I don't get to be a football player.
15:41
teen
fucking
I know it's fucking stupid.
16:23
child
sucks
But when it sucks and I hate it,
16:40
teen
prick
What'd you tell the prince prick of all pricks
17:35
teen
shit
- It's all shit, Ted. - Mmm.
18:12
teen
fuck
Oy, you three, fuck off.
18:15
teen
fucking
Fucking off now.
18:46
teen
piss
Did it to piss off me dad.
18:56
teen
fucking
- Mmm. - Just drove me fucking mad.
20:07
teen
bullshit
That's some bullshit.
20:09
teen
hell
- Bloody hell. - Wait, that was last night?
20:20
teen
fucking
Get fucking stuck in!
20:27
teen
fuck
What the fuck was that?
20:29
teen
fuck
What the fuck you waiting for?
21:35
teen
bullshit
- I'm just tryin' to help the team here. - Bullshit.
24:09
teen
fuck
I leave them the fuck alone.
24:20
teen
fucking
We fucking despised each other when we played,
24:25
teen
fuck
How the fuck does he know I love white orchids?
24:42
teen
shit
What if everyone thinks I'm shit?
24:46
teen
fucking
You're Roy fucking Kent.
26:09
teen
shit
No. I thought they played like shit.
26:20
teen
shit
All right. Chelsea was shit today.
26:37
teen
shit
Who gives a shit, Chris?
26:49
teen
fucking
Have some fucking pride in your shirt or don't fucking wear it.
26:53
teen
fucking
Roy Kent, you fucking legend!
28:21
child
poop
Con: He's a poop in the punch bowl.
29:02
teen
shit
- Shit, you really did hate it. - May I have your phone?