Ted Lasso - S02E01 - Goodbye Earl
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2:59
teen
goddamn
Oh, right, the goddamn Internet.
7:01
child
butt
Y'all kicked their butts from soup to nuts.
7:37
child
freaking
There I was wishing and hoping for a freaking tie,
8:28
teen
shit
It's diamonds-- Shit! I messed it up.
10:34
teen
fucking
- Abso-fucking-lutely. - Can you ask Roy if he's free?
11:11
teen
prick
'cause today, you all played like a bunch of little pricks!
11:35
teen
prick
- You can't call them little pricks. - Sorry, Ms. Bowen.
11:37
teen
prick
Even when they're being little pricks.
11:58
teen
hell, fucking
Fucking hell.
12:55
teen
fucking
Last time I did one of your good ideas, I made a fucking fool of myself.
13:17
teen
fucking
I don't wanna be a fucking football pundit,
13:19
teen
fucking
sat on fucking telly in a dumb fucking suit
13:21
teen
twat
like a know-it-all twat.
13:23
teen
shit
It's a shit job for shit people.
13:24
teen
shit, fucking
I'd rather shit out my own fucking mouth than do that fucking shit.
14:46
teen
hell
Oh. Okay, what the hell.
16:03
teen
fucking
He's underselling. We have a Shakespearean fucking tragedy.
17:58
teen
goddamn
If Dani needs motivation, we could always just show him his goddamn pay cheque.
19:40
child
screw
and be done with it, 'cause screw this guy."
20:12
teen
fucking
"He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Roy Kent,"
23:58
teen
hell, fucking
Fucking hell.
24:11
teen
fuck
But it's not about him. It's about why the fuck you think he deserves you.
26:04
teen
bullshit
Put all bullshit humility aside and be honest with me.
31:24
teen
bullshit
- Mmm. - It's bullshit.
32:40
teen
shit
I feel like a little shit.
32:55
teen
fucking
Waitrose, is it? Who am I talking to, the fucking queen?
33:00
teen
fuck
Oh, fuck! Yeah, it's yoga mums night. Sorry.
33:15
teen
fucking
Let's fucking do this.