Ted Lasso - S01E08 - The Diamond Dogs
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0:57
teen
fucking
Wait. What am I doing? This is my fucking room.
4:21
child
butt
I mean, if you are, you know, nuts for butts, have at it. That's what I say.
7:22
teen
shit
You made me cultured. Took me to plays and shit.
8:49
teen
fucker
Oh, you fucker. Don't do this to me.
10:10
teen
fuck
I'd fuck a pair of Jordans.
10:33
teen
bullshit
And none of that Sour Patch bullshit either, yeah?
10:57
teen
fuck
- What the fuck is wrong with you? - What?
11:06
teen
shit
What about the kiss? You took off like it was a shit kiss,
11:08
teen
shit
and it was not a shit kiss. I was on fire.
11:10
teen
fucking
- I agree. - So what is your fucking problem, Roy?
11:23
teen
fucking
- No, at first they're wicked. - They're fucking great.
11:25
teen
shit
- But when it's all done, I feel like-- - Like shit.
12:06
teen
fucked
So you fucked him to get back at me for something I didn't even know I did.
12:19
teen
fucked
I fucked up, Roy. I'm really sorry.
13:19
teen
fucking
all I think about is Jamie fucking Tartt.
13:55
teen
fuck
Who the fuck are the Diamond Dogs?
14:08
teen
fucking
Okay, this is my fucking nightmare.
14:21
teen
prick
The prince prick of all pricks.
14:34
teen
fuck
Fuck yeah, the Gershwins.
14:35
child
dang
But dang it, fellas, you're still not getting it!
15:30
teen
prick
You're all pricks.
19:09
teen
fucking
Yeah, woman with the fucking eyes.
19:34
child
sucks
Thank God. 'Cause Ted Lasso sucks.
19:45
teen
twat
- I know, right? - Shut up, you twats.
21:30
teen
hell
What the hell are you doing?
22:53
teen
arse
Maybe I could just touch your arse a little bit or you could touch mine--
23:14
teen
fucking
- No. - Well, I'm fucking taking it.
23:29
teen
twat
Shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you.
23:50
teen
fuck
but I never thought she would fuck over an entire team.
25:50
teen
shit
Holy shit, that felt good.
27:10
teen
hell
Ted embarrassed the hell out of Rupert yesterday.
27:40
teen
fuck
Oh, you know, fuck off!
28:02
teen
fucking
Fucking pussy.