Ted Lasso - S01E05 - Tan Lines
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3:01
teen
fucking
wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake.
4:08
teen
fucking
- It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is.
4:14
teen
shit
But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit.
4:22
child
butt
Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes.
5:54
teen
twat
No judgment, but are you back with that twat?
6:14
teen
fucking
- That's fucking funny. - Oh, no.
7:17
teen
fucking, wanker
When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker?
8:25
teen
shit
and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit.
8:28
teen
shit
Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because...
8:51
teen
prick
I have to hang out with that prick.
10:33
teen
wanker
- Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker.
10:36
teen
fuck
Don't you fuck up the match.
10:51
child
sucks
It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
14:44
child
butt
You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and--
15:01
teen
fucking
All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle.
15:41
teen
bullshit
You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit,
16:13
child
crap
As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now--
17:03
teen
fuck, fucking, wanker
- Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!
17:07
teen
damn
- Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!
17:14
teen
wanker
Wanker! Wanker!
17:18
teen
wanker
Wanker! Wanker!
17:36
teen
fucking
Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
18:05
teen
bullshit
- Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit!
18:22
teen
fucking
Oi! Check on your fucking teammate.
18:36
teen
fucking
- What is your fucking problem? - Oh! What is this?
18:43
teen
fucking
Fucking kill you!
20:18
teen
hell
Well, where the hell is he off to?
21:35
teen
wanker
- Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - Number 16, Robbie Roberts,
21:41
teen
fucking, twat
Shut up. Fucking stupid twat.
25:26
teen
wanker
Wanker! Wanker!
26:06
teen
wanker
What's a wanker?
26:25
teen
shit
Oh, shit.
30:00
teen
wanker
Oi, wanker. Good job tonight.